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    English Topic extra

    Ci ho provato con scarso successo ma io s? de coccio per cui insisto.
    Visto che vi siete ritirati/e tutti/e dal topic sull'inglese, io vi metto un po' di humour anglo-americano in lingua originale e vediamo se capite.
    Se almeno sorridete vuol dire che avete capito

    If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it

    Then buy a dog.

    If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ...

    Then buy a dog.

    If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

    Then buy a dog.

    If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .

    Then buy a dog.

    If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually

    Then buy a dog.

    But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness....................




    Then buy a cat!

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      #3
      divertente

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        #4
        ahahaha bellina

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          #5
          Meow!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            #6
            I agree !!

            It's funny

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              #7


              I loved first english topic!!!

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                #8
                Good one

                My turn now:

                A biker in hell
                One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

                Satan: "Why so glum?"

                Biker: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

                Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"

                Biker: "Sure, I love to drink."

                Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."

                Biker : "Gee that sounds great!"

                Satan: "You a smoker?"

                Biker : "You better believe it"

                Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"

                Biker : "Wow...that's awesome!"

                Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."

                Biker : "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."

                Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."

                Biker : "Cool!"

                Satan: "What about Drugs?"

                Biker : "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"

                Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares."

                Biker : "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

                Satan: "You gay?"

                Biker : "No..."

                Satan: "Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough..."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MV-999R View Post
                  Good one

                  My turn now:

                  A biker in hell
                  One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

                  Satan: "Why so glum?"

                  Biker: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

                  Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"

                  Biker: "Sure, I love to drink."

                  Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."

                  Biker : "Gee that sounds great!"

                  Satan: "You a smoker?"

                  Biker : "You better believe it"

                  Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"

                  Biker : "Wow...that's awesome!"

                  Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."

                  Biker : "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."

                  Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."

                  Biker : "Cool!"

                  Satan: "What about Drugs?"

                  Biker : "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"

                  Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares."

                  Biker : "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

                  Satan: "You gay?"

                  Biker : "No..."

                  Satan: "Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough..."

                  Ahaha this is great! I also knew it in italian

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by phys View Post


                    I loved first english topic!!!
                    I will search it this evening and i will resume it
                    Last edited by Lele-R1-Crash; 17-09-07, 16:52.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Lele-R1-Crash View Post
                      I will search it this evening and i will resume it
                      Lele mofo

                      just kidding darling, you know i really love you...

                      i'm just waiting you to offer me your cool ass...



                      ( ------------> this was english humor aswell )

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                        #12
                        bhahahahahahahahah stupenda nonno!

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